How To Kill a Roach In Five Steps

1st step: Find a roach to kill, you've to have a great skill and also a great vision. This will obviously depend on the hygiene of the house in question

2nd step: After finding the roach you will have to look for something heavy, you can be your own pace, if regrets over 30 pounds, or the microwave, the broom is completely outdated.

3rd step: You will have to aim for roach, once again it takes great vision and great technique, failing that you will be able to use the barrel of your father's gun.

4th step: You will have to tread the roach or make in the microwave fall over it.

5th step: If this all does not work you'll have to start building an atomic bomb, which will be completely useless, however, will help you pass the time.

I am... I think...

I just made this blog to have something to show to the teacher of the discipline of English and Communication Skills.

My name is Elsio Afonso, I'm 19 years old, although it appears to be older - must be because of alcohol-and I live on a village near Vila Real.

Nowadays I study at the University of Trás-os-Montes and Alto Douro, in the course of Communication and Multimedia and I find myself currently in 2nd year of it.

When I started this course I was a little discouraged because my first choice was more related to the area that it intended to follow: Journalism, but I ended up to like the course, but did not drop the idea of following something in the media area.

English is not exactly my favourite subject but I understand their usefulness for my future.

I think that the course had been improved this year but I still find it focuses too much on computers and a little part of communication and even design. As an example I consider the discipline of Linear Algebra completely useless in the course.